Kurt, honey... I think you need to come home.

Mike... I owe you an apology for what happened at the hospital. I'm truly sorry for being an epic bitch.

Hi... Um... I know it's kind of short notice, but do you think maybe we could meet somewhere to talk tonight?

Hey, sweetheart... I'm out for a walk, but I was wondering if you'd like me to pick up anything while I'm out?

Okay, ninja dude, you know I gotta ask what went down with you and Sebastian after World War III at the hospital. Y'all dating or something?

Hey... Are you okay? Sebastian said you were in bed... I didn't even know he was here.

Why aren't you here? Where are you?

Blaine, just pick up your phone! You promised me you would always answer if I was worried and gave the secret ring, no matter how mad we are. I don't care if we had a fight, just call me back right now so I know you're okay!

Kurt... dude, is Blaine still there?

I need to get drunk. Meet me somewhere?